Who is Jae Saturday & wut is coaching, anyway?

Hellooooooooooooo!!!

I’m Jae (Jasmine) Saturday, MS AKA The Misfit Witch™ Coach!

I’m an Ex-Therapist turned fuck-the-system crippy Misfit who, after 10+ years in Community Mental Health & Private Practice, finally said “NOMOREBURNOUT4ME, KTHXBAIIIII!” & rage quit one day to start my own damn thing, scrappy small biz style.

Thus, The Misfit Witch™ Coaching was born ✨

Now I’ll never have a boss again. I’ve since inspired several people to quit their jobs, ask for raises/role changes/ accommodations, utilize FMLA benefits, start their own businesses, & change their lives!

It takes a village to survive & thrive!

Why work with Jae?

I’m informal, silly, knowledgeable, STOKED to nerd out with you, gently hold + nudge your heart when you’re ready to figure out what you want for your life! YOLO through the apocalypse, babyyyyy!

I’m all these things + other junk:

  • Elder Millennial cripp with autoimmune shit + C-PTSD… so I get ittttt :)

  • White-passing Latine, grandchild of two families of ancestors who colonized & WERE colonized. Third-gen kid, People of the Global Majority (PGM)

  • Lived family + professional experience with various adoption, attachment, removal from home, & foster care/system-related traumas

  • Genderly rebellious Fat Spicier-Nacho-Brained RA Queerdo Artist

  • Ex-Therapist science nerd… I’m the one reading the original study to get the facts! Always cite your sources, comrades!

  • Deconstructed from the xtian world, embracing my true esoteric self + unlearning so so much as I grow into my witchhood <3

  • Decolonizing my mind, practices, & energetic exchanges with others

  • Anti-racist, anti-imperialist, anti-establishment

  • CRYBABY Cancer, Emo Kid 4ever <3, hardcxre emoji user ✨, AIM & MySpace-era-flavored-cringe

  • Formerly homeschooled, undiagnosed through entire education, & so much lived experience as a sensitive, bespeckled, weird ‘lil ND kid

  • Big kid heart, encourager of color & play, most at home with animals & nature

  • Full of ideas, enthusiasm, & creativity! Also tired—very tired. Takes lots of naps

  • Lover of wonder, art, CATS, cool facts, history, pop culture, & nerd shit

  • Honored to be a trusted keeper of stories + secrets for clients & loved ones my entire life

  • Excited to meet you & hold space for your tales of triumph & hardship <3

studio photo of preteen child posing with black cat

Look at little y2k me & my kitty!

A woman/nonbinary person with teal and purple hair smiling in a room decorated with Halloween and witch-themed items, including pumpkins, skulls, and a sign that says 'BE TRUE TO WHO YOU ARE'.
Wanna get rebellious with me?

Frequently Asked Questions

Still have questions? Take a look at the FAQ or reach out anytime. If you’re feeling ready, go ahead & sign up!

Ready to be a Magickal Client? ✨

    • Coaching

    • Magickal Support

    • Tarot Readings

    • Tarot + Charms Readings

    • Art Making Time!

  • If you’re feeling called to connect + work with ‘lil ‘ol me, please fill out a contact form or email me with any questions!

  • You can reach me anytime via the contact page or jae@themisfitwitch.com. I aim to respond within 48 hours (I will do my ADHD best)!

  • My current rate of $160 / session allows me to have a more sustainable work-life balance as I am multiply-disabled & will no longer burn out to live (middle fingers up to Capitalism). I have a range of prices for my other services.

    Online payments are accepted. Sliding scale pricing is available for those that need it due to financial barriers + pro bono spots for BIPOC clients (waitlist currently available).

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